Was at Walmart a few minutes ago, looking all shiny and new, in my expensive principal dudes from The Bay.
Just as I entered an elderly lady comes hobbling up to me with her cane, asking me if I was handling so and so's account. I looked perplexed. "How does one answer a senile old woman with all Christian charity?" I wondered.
"Oh, you look just like the man... Everyone has a double you know," she said.
I thought for a moment. "He's one lucky guy."
"That's what you think," she said and walked away.
Score one for granny.
I'll get her tomorrow, even if I have to stay up all night thinking of a come-back.